Sunday, September 19, 2021

73RD ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS PREDICTIONS! Eh, I guess these are the Emmys this year.


This is a weird Emmys. It's weird, 'cause in one hand, nobody cares about these Emmys, and I mean, more then usual we don't care. Every time I do posts on some awards show, I got some commenter on Facebook or something talking about how they think they're stupid and don't matter and I shouldn't care about them, or blah, blah, blah, these are the same morons who want to spoil pro wrestling fans fun by telling them it's fake and I don't care about them. Just because you, for whatever dumb reason don't want to meet the award show halfway in their artificiality, don't ruin it for everybody else, you're all dicks!! I ought to tell the next one, that I think the MCU is stupid because those aren't real superheroes with superpowers, they're actors pretending to be able to do stuff like, um, snap a finger and-eh, end/revive existence. 

Anyway, that annual diversion rant over, what I mean is, nobody cares this year, because this year has just been, well, like, half a TV season. The shows we would've expected to be here got delayed due to COVID and instead of an interesting batch of the usual suspects, we ended up with, whatever just happened to get made, and fit-in close enough into a traditionally recognized genre of television. 

That said, it's also weird 'cause, well, a lot of stuff that probably wouldn't have gotten into these awards during normal televisions seasons, have found a way in this year, and that's not bad either. There's so much television right now that there's a lot of good that everybody misses and this was the one time they could catch up. 

Well, most people caught up. Personally, I have not been as on-the-ball on television as a hole this year; Instead of binging every true crime documentary and miniseries that's suddenly available on Netflix, I've spent most of the pandemic surfing Youtube, trying to watch all the movies I'm behind on, and spending the time working on other scripts and side projects and jobs, and that's if I'm not going to a real job and getting sick with COVID myself. (I got sick before the vaccines came out, I've taken them, I'm planning on a booster shot when it's available, I'm not a nutjub that thinks horse dewormer is a cure; didn't think I'd ever have to put that sentence together....) That doesn't mean I haven't watched a few things, but I'm having a lot of catch-up to do, as I'm writing these predictions. 

This is it, I've finally becoming the person who's discovering the great shows years into their run, and starts talking about them like their new despite their being like six seasons of them on some streaming service. Except they're mostly just, okay, and not that great, but whatever.... It's a weird year, and I gotta fill out a Gold Derby ballot at some point. Here's my Predictions. 

COMEDY

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES
black-ish-ABC
Cobra Kai-Netflix
Emily in Paris-Netflix
The Flight Attendant-HBO Max
Hacks-HBO Max
The Kominsky Method-Netflix
Pen15-Hulu
Ted Lasso-AppleTV+

So, as I'll write these, I'll also be watching some of the series that I haven't watched yet, or am behind by. For instance, it seems like "Ted Lasso" is the clear frontrunner for the Comedy Series, so I finally found a way to watch an episode. Honestly, I wasn't expecting much, the premise seemed a too hokey for me, but so far, not too bad. I don't know how it's gonna keep playing out: I do think the premise is a bit ehhh, and it does sound a bit like Season 2, has been underwhelming overall.... But the only other show that seems like it could take it here is "Hacks" HBO's new comedy series about stand-up comedy. I actually have seen some episodes of that, and I like it, but I think I prefer "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" and now I'm just sad that I have to wait for the fourth season of that series, which, for the record, is still the best sitcom on television. I'll finally get to "Cobra Kai" eventually... (Look, I never cared for "The Karate Kid" and this weird Barney Stinson-esque rebrand, reboot,.... eh.) I did actually get around to "Emily in Paris" though, and I don't think it should've been nominated; it's-, okay, but it's "Sex and the City" romanticism is so outdated, and- god, why is there suddenly an outburst of American-Out-Of-Water sitcoms this year? I feel like that's not a great genre normally, but yeah, "Ted Lasso" is the better version of it so far, even after only one episode of it. Personality, if I had a vote, I thought "The Flight Attendant" was the most fun this year. I wouldn't say it blew me away, but for a long-form narrative comedy series that has a mystery plot to it, it pulled off well a lot of the things that in other shows I've generally hated. It even has me excited about the next season, and Kaley Cuoco played a really great character there. I'll be cheering for that, or "PEN15" which I happy to see get in, but yeah, this seems to be a "Ted Lasso" year, and I don't see anything topping it late. 

PREDICTION: "Ted Lasso"
PREFERENCE: "The Flight Attendant"


OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Anthony Anderson-"black-ish"-ABC
Michael Douglas-"The Kominsky Method"-Netflix
William H. Macy-"Shameless"-SHOWTIME
Jason Sudeikis-"Ted Lasso"-AppleTV+
Kenan Thompson-"Kenan"-NBC

Good lord, when is "Shameless" gonna end? Like, look, I'm a fan of the show, but Jesus, this series still going on.... I'm in like season 3 or 4 on DVD and I'm exhausted by it and they're in like season ten now. Ugh! Anyway, I'm checking out Kenan's sitcom, one of two current "SNL" cast members who are nominated in the Lead for their own sitcom this year.... Yeah, "SNL" has-eh, yeah, I'm not gonna get to the homesteading on the show anytime soon, but "Kenan" looks pretty decent actually. And it'd be nice to finally see him win an Emmy; he's been doing so friggin' long by now. Man, when that Pop Arena gets to "All That" on his Show-by-Show History of Nickelodeon profile, the younger people watching who don't know are just be amazed.... Anyway, I can't see him winning. It's a tough category, but "Ted Lasso" feels like the favorite for everything, and we've got three longtime also-ran nominees against, and Kenan, who's show not up for anything else major and who's more likely to win in Supporting Actor. And you know what, "Ted Lasso"'s growing on me.

PREDICTION: Jason Sudeikis-"Ted Lasso"
PREFERENCE: Jason Sudeikis-"Ted Lasso"


OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Aidy Bryant-"Shrill"-Hulu
Kaley Cuoco-"The Flight Attendant"-HBO Max
Tracee Ellis Ross-"black-ish"-ABC
Allison Janney-"Mom"
Jean Smart-"Hacks"-HBO Max

Well, I've seen all these shows, and although I really should watch more "black-ish", I'm watching an episode "Cobra Kai" at the moment. (Shrugs) I don't know, it looks okay, just sorta,...- I don't know; I feel like we care too much about continuing universes that don't need to be continued to begin with and yeah, this shows feels like it's jumping near the top of my frustration list with that one, although outside of that context the show's fine. Anyway, the only repeats in the category are Tracee Ellis Ross for "black-ish", and oddly Allison Janney for "Mom" getting a surprising nomination for the show's last season, which honestly I thought was the jumping the shark season for the show. Aidy Bryant, is the other "SNL" cast member and nominee up for Lead in a Comedy with her finale series of her cult show "Shrill". I've seen a few episodes, I liked it, I get why it has an audience. Really the only two that genuinely have a shot in the category, barring something particularly weird, are Kaley Cuoco and Jean Smart, and it's probably gonna be Smart. I mean, that's a general rule with the Emmys anyway, and even though she's also nominated in Miniseries for "Mare of Easttown", "Hacks" is the big show, she's got a flashy role, it's a good show.... I'd like to see Cuoco win it, who's been around, for a lot longer then some people might realize actually. I literally know people who've worked with her since she was a child actress, but yeah, Jean Smart collects another Emmy for her trophy case. 

PREDICTION: Jean Smart-"Hacks"
PREFERENCE: Kaley Cuoco-"The Flight Attendant"


OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Carl Clemons-Hopkins-"Hacks"-HBO Max
Brett Goldstein-"Ted Lasso"-AppleTV+
Brendan Hunt-"Ted Lasso"-AppleTV+
Nick Mohammad-"Ted Lasso"-AppleTV+
Paul Reiser-"The Kominsky Method"-Netflix
Jeremy Swift-"Ted Lasso"-AppleTV+
Kenan Thompson-"Saturday Night Live"-NBC
Bowen Yang-"Saturday Night Live"-NBC

Well, I guess I should watch more "Ted Lasso" seeing as they overtook half the category. I looked it up, and there's been one other time, in 2019, where four performers from the same show got nominated, and all of them managed to lost. That was "Game of Thrones" in Supporting Actress Drama year where they all went down to Julia Garner for "Ozark", so it's possible. Also, this is annoying. This is why you don't just want a popular vote, the same biggest show will get all the nominees and everybody else in this case gets screwed over. We got one nominations for "Hacks", one nomination for "The Kominsky Method" of all things, although it is really nice to see Paul Reiser nominated again, and the main battle according to most of the pundits, between Kenan Thompson and Bowen Yang. This is kinda interesting if it is between these two, because we haven't had this kind of split vote before either. Rarely are there performers nominated in the same genre for two different series in Lead and Supporting categories like Kenan and Aidy Bryant are this year. It's not like when an actor for a movie gets nominated for Lead and Supporting Oscars, 'cause usually when there is a multi-nominee or even a double winner, it's usually got an arm through the Movie/Miniseries categories instead of just the same genre. Right now, I suspect Bowen Yang is a slight favorite, but I gotta think that they're trying to figure out a way to give Kenan something.... 

PREDICTION: Kenan Thompson-"Saturday Night Live"
PREFERENCE: Paul Reiser-"The Kominsky Method"


OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Aidy Bryant-"Saturday Night Live"-NBC
Hannah Einbinder-"Hacks"-HBO Max
Kate McKinnon-"Saturday Night Live"-NBC
Rosie Perez-"The Flight Attendant"-HBO Max
Cecily Strong-"Saturday Night Live"-NBC
Juno Temple-"Ted Lasso"-AppleTV+
Hannah Waddington-"Ted Lasso"-AppleTV+

I think this is a trickier category. Three pretty strong "SNL" nominees here, McKinnon's won in the past, Bryant's unlikely to win for "Shrill" so this would be the most likely spot for her to win. Hannah Waddington seems like an interesting pick for "Ted Lasso", although I think you can argue that she should be a co-lead, although I think a bigger category fraud might be Hannah Einbinder for "Hacks" who's really the co-lead. Frankly, that's why I'm leaning a bit more towards her for this category, although lookout for Rosie Perez to play spoiler. Her having never won anything yet is a damn crime. Oh, also, I watched more "Hacks" writing this, and okay, I get it now. 

PREDICTION: Hannah Einbinder-"Hacks"
PREFERENCE: Rosie Perez-"The Flight Attendant"


OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A COMEDY SERIES
B Positive-"Pilot"-James Burrows-CBS
The Flight Attendant-"In Case of Emergency"-Susanna Fogel-HBO Max
Hacks-"There is No Line (Pilot)"-Lucia Aniello-HBO Max
Mom-"Scooby-Doo Checks And Salisbury Steak"-James Widdoes-CBS
Ted Lasso-"Biscuits"-Zach Braff-AppleTV+
Ted Lasso-"The Hope That Kills You"-MJ Delaney-AppleTV+
Ted Lasso-"Make Rebecca Great Again"-Declan Lowney-AppleTV+

Okay, so this is weird. The rule is that, there has to be at least one nomination in this category for a multi-camera show, but apparently, two got in. The most likely scenario is that there was a tie for the automatic multicam, so, technically there might be a nomination that got enough votes but was left off. Anyway, checking the recent history of the category, it's actually shockingly rare how often the show with the majority of nominees actually wins; it hasn't happened that a show with three nominees has won since 2011 with "Modern Family". Gold Derby is predicting that "Biscuits" episode of "Ted Lasso" being the most likely to get nominated; it's only Zach Braff's second career nomination. I'm not entirely sure about that analysis, it's a good episode, and well-directed, but I think the votes are gonna split the show. That leaves the pilots for "Hacks" and "The Flight Attendant". Both good, but in terms of what's the most directing....

PREDICTION: "The Flight Attendant"-In Case of Emergency-Susanna Fogel
PREFERENCE: "The Flight Attendant"-In Case of Emergency-Susanna Fogel


OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A COMEDY SERIES 
The Flight Attendant-"In Case of Emergency"-Steve Yockey-HBO Max
Girls5eva-""Pilot"-Meredith Scardino-Peacock
Hacks-"There Is No Line (Pilot)"-Lucia Aniello, Paul W. Downs and Jen Statsky-HBO Max
Pen15-"Play"-Maya Erskine-Hulu
Ted Lasso-"Make Rebecca Great Again"-Teleplay: Jason Sudeikis; Story by Brendan Hunt and Joe Kelly-AppleTV+
Ted Lasso-"Pilot"-Teleplay & Story by Jason Sudeikis and Marc Lawrence; Story by Brendan Hunt and Joe Kelly-AppleTV+

Well, now I guess I better watch an episode of "Girls5eva". I've been wondering when Peacock was gonna do something that isn't just rebooting bad old NBC shows. What the hell is this show anyway? Whoa, Sara Bareilles can act?! And Busy Phillips! And Renee Elise Goldsberry!? Holy god, NBC, how are you stashing this on Peacock!? I mean, it's not great, but you know, this is interesting. Anyway, eh, what do we have here? We got four pilots, a second episode of "Ted Lasso" and an episode of "PEN15", which I really do gotta get to the second season of soon. I'm gonna presume a Pilot is gonna win this, but which one? I think we can knock out "Girls5eva" but the three-way race between "Ted Lasso", "Hacks" and "The Flight Attendant" is basically gonna climax here. Whoever wins this category is probably winning series, so....

PREDICTION-"Ted Lasso"-Pilot-Teleplay & Story by Jason Sudeikis and Marc Lawrence; Story by Brendan Hunt and Joe Kelly
PREFERENCE-"The Flight Attendant"-"In Case of Emergency"-Steve Yockey


DRAMA SERIES

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES
The Boys-Prime Video
Bridgerton-Netflix
The Crown-Netflix
The Handmaid's Tale-Hulu
Lovecraft Country-HBO
The Mandalorian-Disney+
Pose-FX Networks
This is Us-NBC

Well, if I'm behind in Comedy Series, then I'm really behind in Drama series. I guess I'll start with "Bridgerton" while I write these. I'm sure that won't be a bit distracting. (LOL, Prudence Featherington, What a ridiculous name. Oh boy, this'll at least be fun British aristocratic absurdism.) Actually, we do have an interesting category here. Only three series nominated last year, "The Handmaid's Tale", the only one of the nominees to win this category, "The Crown" and "The Mandalorian", while "This is Us", and somewhat surprisingly "Pose" have returned to the category after missing a nomination here in previous years. Newcomers "The Boys" a superhero series, along with the aforementioned "Bridgerton" and for the first time in a while a series that only lasted one season before getting canceled "Lovecraft Country", that's the first time that's happened in this category since they they stopped including limited series. Frankly, this is a very unfortunate group of lesser-tier nominees, but all sign are pointing to "The Crown" finally pulling this off, which I find disappointing, 'cause I found this season of "The Crown" frustrating. (In fact, I thought the last two seasons have been annoying.) I mean it was technically good and well-done, but I couldn't put up with getting pissed off at Margaret Thatcher or the constant sighing for all the Diana moments. To me, they're giving to them late, but whatever, it's by far not the worst choice they can make even out of this group of nominees.

PREDICTION: "The Crown"
PREFERENCE: "This is Us"


OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Sterling K. Brown-"This is Us"-NBC
Jonathan Majors-"Lovecraft Country"-HBO
Josh O'Connor-"The Crown"-Netflix
Rene-Jean Page-"Bridgerton"-Netflix
Billy Porter-"Pose"-FX Networks
Matthew Rhys-"Perry Mason"-HBO

Okay, so now, I'm starting "Lovecraft Country" with this one. I guess I could watch "Perry Mason" but I'll watch that one later. I'll probably enjoy it too since I love "Perry Mason", but I really do need to get to "Lovecraft Country" because-um, well..., okay, I might as well confess this now because apparently it's something I should've known before hand, but-um, well, I don't know how much H.P. Lovecraft's work is referenced or involved or required knowledge for "Lovecraft Country", just based on the opening sequence it feels like it'll help, but-eh, here's the thing, I actually, don't know anything about his work.... Yeah, I understand he's important and influential, especially in science-fiction, but he's a real big blind spot for me. It's somebody asked me to define "Lovecraftian" right now, I wouldn't be able to do it. I'm sure somebody will explain it to me now, or give me titles to read. I don't know what to tell, I was much more into Ray Bradbury and Daphne Du Maurier and Shirley Jackson growing up I totally whiffed on Lovecraft. Anyway, so far, the show looks really good. Anyway, as to this category, Gold Derby has Josh O'Connor as the slight favorite..., over Billy Porter. (Shrugs) "Pose"'s finale series was apparently well-acclaimed and Porter's won in the past, so it could happen.... Matthew Rhys is also a previous winner, but "Perry Mason" split a lot of critics and fans; I can't imagine it winning a top acting award here. They might go back to Sterling K. Brown as well, which might be my vote. "This is Us" I thought was great this year, up until the very end of the season...- which we probably should talk about more 'cause boy I would consider a RETCON of that if possible.... They better do a good job convincing me that's the right direction to go next season.... I kinda have half-a-thought that Jonathan Majors could steal this, but Rene-Jean Page was the big breakout star from "Bridgerton" and he's apparently not coming back to the show, so they'd have to honor him here. "Lovecraft Country" is canceled too here, so they'd have to honor Majors here too if they had the chance. That said, there is a small controversy of category fraud with "Lovecraft...", cause while they did dangle and consider a second season of the show, apparently this was originally considered a limited series at some point in the pre-production and/or greenlighting of the show. I can't imagine that really hurting the series, but canceled shows after one year, don't tend to do that well in the acting or series categories. There's been a few nominees over the year, but I think you gotta go back to "My World... and Welcome To It" to find really Emmy success. (Shrugs) I might just pick an upset to be different here.

PREDICTION: Rene-Jean Page-"Bridgerton"
PREFERENCE-Jonathan Majors-"Lovecraft Country"


OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Uzo Aduba-"In Treatment"-HBO
Olivia Colman-"The Crown"-Netflix
Emma Corrin-"The Crown"-Netflix
Elisabeth Moss-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
Mj Rodriguez-"Pose"-FX Networks
Jurnee Smollett-"Lovecraft Country"-HBO

I guess, technically, I didn't have to watch an episode of "In Treatment" since it's not technically a new show that I haven't seen, but is instead a continuation from the original run of the series and I watched that. That said, it's a continuation of the original run of "In Treatment" and you better damn well believe I'm watching that, 'cause "In Treatment" is HBO's most underrated television series. I know it was always experimental, but it's such a good show, brilliant idea for a show; I never did understand why it never really caught on as well as it did. This is one, "reboot" that should've happened a long time ago; arguably it should've always been around. It's one of the few shows that could've changed actors all the time and not lose anything, you'd think.... Oh well, is it good enough for Uzo Aduba to win this category? (Shrugs) Probably not, although the show can surprise and Uzo wins a lot. Gold Derby has Emma Corrin winning, at the moment, which... eh.... Hmmm. Well, hard enough beating your own castmate, much less when that castmate is Olivia Colman. They've also got MJ Rodriguez, the first trans actress nominated in this category, in the second choice spot; I can see that happening with "Pose"'s finale season and it getting back into Series. Part of me wonders if we're underestimating "The Handmaid's Tale" especially Elisabeth Moss; she's a former beloved winner, and while technically the show didn't win any acting awards last year, there's an asterisk to that, because it won acting awards the previous year when it wasn't eligible for Best Series due to an eligibility issue regarding release dates and they got ten acting nominations. Gotta figure they're gonna win, one of them, right...? 

PREDICTION: Mj Rodriguez-"Pose"
PREFERENCE: Elisabeth Moss-"The Handmaid's Tale"


OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Giancarlo Esposito-"The Mandalorian"-Disney+
O-T Fagbenie-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
John Lithgow-"Perry Mason"-HBO
Tobias Menzies-"The Crown"-Netflix
Max Minghella-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
Chris Sullivan-"This is Us"-NBC
Bradley Whitford-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
Michael K. Williams-"Lovecraft Country"-HBO

This time around, I got to the new "Perry Mason" reboot. It's...- it's interesting. I'm not entirely sure what to make of that so far to be honest; I might just be too big of a fan of "Perry Mason" to really judge it as it's own piece. Lithgow's good in it but I don't know if he's gonna win it this year. Obviously, the category is currently more somber now after the sudden passing of Michael K. Williams. He's never won an Emmy, so this is their last chance, but the Emmys have rarely been sentimental, but still, Williams was well-loved and beloved, and a lot of people think he was overdue after his work on "The Wire" and "Boardwalk Empire". Still, Tobias Menzies had been the favorite until then but "The Crown" is kinda underperforming so far.... "The Handmaid's Tale" has three nominees, including Bradley Whitford, who's won for the show before in Guest and has won this category before for "The West Wing". There's a few returning nominees in this category too with Chris Sullivan and Giancarlo Esposito. I don't know where to go with this category actually; I'm just gonna take a shot and go with the default.

PREDICTION: Tobias Menzies-"The Crown"
PREFERENCE: Michael K. Williams-"Lovecraft Country"


OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Gillian Anderson-"The Crown"-Netflix
Madeline Brewer-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
Helena Bonham Carter-"The Crown"-Netflix
Ann Dowd-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
Aunjanue Ellis-"Lovecraft Country"-HBO
Emerald Fennell-"The Crown"-Netflix
Yvonne Strahovski-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
Samira Wiley-"The Handmaid's Tale"-Hulu
 
Well, I've seen all these shows, so I guess while I'm analyzing this category, I'll try watching that "The Boys". I'm not looking forward to this one, 'cause I-, well, I'm sick of superhero shit to begin with, but also, I can't stand Eric Kripke's first show "Supernatural". Actually, it's not that I can't stand the show, the show's mostly just a stupid teenage version of "The X-Files" only with brothers instead of Mulder and Skully, and it focused a little too much on "The X-Files"'s worst storytelling tendencies.., but it of itself, it was just relatively harmless bad tv, but the fact that it lasted so frickin' long and has so many fans has sorta baffles me. Yeah, I know it's got fans, and they can go fucking die; they kept a bad show on for four years longer then "M*A*S*H", they can go screw themselves; I'm happy they all hated their finale; they can all bite me. (This is why fans are the worst; fifteen years of a shitty show means a potential good show that didn't get mad, fans are awful!) Anyway, speaking of "The X-Files" Gillian Anderson is the favorite for playing Margaret Thatcher on "The Crown". She was incredibly good as Margaret Thatcher, in that I basically wanted to choke her every time she was onscreen. (Yeah, I really hated this season of "The Crown".) That said, I wouldn't mind if she won. Anyway, not an eclectic mix here, other then Aunjanue Ellis it's "The Crown" vs. "The Handmaid's Tale", three nominations, mostly who we expected, past winners and nominees, and a newly-Oscar Winning writer, that's odd. Ann Dowd's listed on Gold Derby as the second choice, personally I'm debating between Yvonne Strahovski and Helena Bonham Carter for my personal preference for this year. Helena in particular was essentially the lead in my favorite episode of "The Crown" from this year. Eh, Ann Dowd's won before so I don't know if they're in a hurry to give it to her again, and they haven't honored Gillian Anderson in a while.... Also, they shouldn't be ignoring Chrissy Metz and Mandy Moore in this category, bad Emmys.

PREDICTION: Gillian Anderson-"The Crown"
PREFERENCE: Helena Bonham-Carter-"The Crown"


OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A DRAMA SERIES
Bridgerton-"Diamond of the First Water"-Julie Ann Robinson-Netflix
The Crown-"Fairytale"-Benjamin Caron-Netflix
The Crown-"War"-Jessica Hobbs-Netflix
The Handmaid's Tale-"The Wilderness"-Liz Garbus-Hulu
The Mandalorian-"Chapter 9: The Marshal"-Jon Favreau-Disney+
Pose-"Series Finale"-Steven Canals-FX Networks

This is a category that could be weird. Right now, Gold Derby has "The Crown"'s "Fairytale" but eh... I don't know. I'm reluctant on "The Crown" and I just kinda wonder if there really is that many royalty lovers in the Academy, especially modern royalty lovers, 'cause the show, for me, really is starting to get into shit that I grew up with knowing, and especially since most of this was Diana stuff, I'm really reluctant to relive some of this shit. This might just be me though. Also, eh, the directing category has seen a surprise or two lately, like Jason Bateman winning out of nowhere for "Ozark" recently. I wonder if they're underestimating Jon Favreau. Also, "Pose" is in for the finale, and I kinda wonder if that could be where they honor the show. The pilot for "Bridgerton" is here as well, if they like that show, but I think that will stumble and underperform because I suspect them and "The Crown" are basically similar audiences, and "The Crown" is winning that. Oh, I'm watching "The Handmaid's Tale" at the moment, I gotta catch up at least a little on that one at this point, and it's up for the finale here, but if there's one I think we're underestimating, they do sometimes give this award to the biggest named director, and "The Mandalorian" is a really directing-centric series.... I might go out on a limb on this one.

PREDICTION: "The Mandalorian"-"Chapter 9: The Marshal"-Jon Favreau
PREFERENCE: "The Handmaid's Tale"-"The Wilderness"-Liz Garbus


OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A DRAMA SERIES
The Boys-"What I Know"-Rebecca Sonnenshine-Prime Video
The Crown-"War"-Peter Morgan-Netflix
The Handmaid's Tale-"Home"-Yahlin Chang-Hulu
Lovecraft Country-"Sundown"-Misha Green-HBO
The Mandalorian-"Chapter 13: The Jedi"-Dave Filoni-Disney+
The Mandalorian-"Chapter 16: The Rescue"-Jon Favreau-Disney+
Pose-"Series Finale-Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Steven Canals, Janet Mock and Our Lady J-FX Networks

Wait "The Boys" is on Season two right now?! I just realized that! Ugh! It's gonna be like "The Handmaid's Tale" except their escaping from superheroes isn't it? Eh, I'll watch more "Lovecraft Country" first, at least that getting canceled means it's shorter. Honestly, I'm not sure which of these is the favorite. This is actually a weird category this year, six different shows nominated, that's a lot for this category, the only double-nominee is "The Mandalorian" and the other five nominees are nominees for series, with only "Bridgerton" and for reasons I will never get "This Is Up" being left out. That's not as unusual, although it is weird, but it can be forgiven because of the television environment this year and also because the way the Emmys have been voting in the last few years, has lead to a lot less diversity in nominees among the main categories. (Note: I still don't like the current voting system #BringBackEmmyPanels #BringbackTapes) Anyway, I think this category will probably just go to the show that's the most likely to win Series, so....-

PREDICTION: "The Crown"-"War"-Peter Morgan
PREFERENCE: "The Handmaid's Tale"-"Home"-Yahlin Chang


VARIETY

OUTSTANDING VARIETY TALK SERIES
Conan-TBS
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah-Comedy Central
Jimmy Kimmel Live!-ABC
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver-HBO
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert-CBS

There's not too much to talk about with the Variety Series categories this year, so I'll be putting on a movie while writing these; I'll watch more shows later. Uh, I guess a potential spoiler here could be "The Daily Show..."; I think they're second anyway, and Trevor Noah in particular thrived under COVID, but yeah, that said, everyone here thrived in these conditions and it looks like "Last Week Tonight..." should be able to easily take this again.

PREDICTION: "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver"
PREFERENCE: "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver"


OUTSTANDING VARIETY SKETCH SERIES
A Black Lady Sketch Show-HBO
Saturday Night Live-NBC

I did kinda fear something like this would happen when they separated out the Variety and Sketch genres. Not because I thought there wasn't a big enough difference; I actually thought it was a good idea and while there's a lot of similarities, comedy talk shows and sketch comedy shows are pretty different from each other, enough where I think separating out the two is justified, but I kinda had this irksome feeling that the trend of sketch comedy series taking over was, basically just a temporarily fad that wouldn't survive much longer. And, yeah, I think I was kind of right. "Inside Amy Schumer"'s gone, "Key & Peele", "Drunk History" is gone, "Portlandia" is gone, and all those were before COVID. I said back then that "SNL" was gonna be the survivor and was always gonna be the top in the genre and well, yeah, like, it happened again. I mean, I had already watched 30+ years of contenders try to take them down and none of them ever did. I mean, many of them were great, important shows that took real shots at them, but "SNL" had positioned and established itself as the single great hall of sketch comedy and had done so for decades, and it was destroying it's temporary competition way back since "Fridays", why would these groups of upstarts that are basically centered around one or two people's visions ever completely overtake them? It's not like I don't think "A Black Lady Sketch" show can't win, and frankly I love that show, I hope they could pull this but they're not pulling this off and even if they did, it's only for one year, and "SNL" is "SNL"; it ain't going away anytime soon. Let's hope I'm wrong about the fad and this is just a temporary setback for Sketch due mainly to COVID and the next generation of indys come later, with "A Black Lady Sketch" show leading the way, next year....

PREDICTION: "Saturday Night Live"
PREFERENCE: "Saturday Night Live"


OUTSTANDING VARIETY SPECIAL (PRE-RECORDED)
8:46 - Dave Chappelle-Netflix
Bo Burnham: Inside-Netflix
David Byrne's American Utopia-HBO
Friends: The Reunion-HBO Max
Hamilton-Disney+
A West Wing Special To Benefit When We All Vote-HBO Max

In a bit of a surprise, this category got placed in the Main Show this year for the first time in a while as opposed to the Creative Arts Emmys. (Oh btw, while I'm not posting them here, I did make predictions for the Creative Arts and filled out a Gold Derby ballot for them. You can see my predictions and how I did on our Facebook page, here.) That said, I can see why; there's a lot of big television shows and names in this category. "The West Wing" voting special is here, so is the "Friends" reunion. Dave Chappelle's great "8:46" special, Spike Lee's documentary on David Byrne, as well as Bo Burnham's comedy special which has already won a lot of Creative Arts awards, including Writing and Directing for the performer. And then there's, "Hamilton".... Jesus, this is a loaded category. 

PREDICTION: "Hamilton"
PREFERENCE: "Hamilton"


OUTSTANDING VARIETY SPECIAL (LIVE)
The 83rd Annual Grammy Awards-CBS
Celebrating America-An Inauguration Night Special-Multiple Platforms 
The Oscars-ABC
The Pepsi Super Bowl LV Halftime Show Starring The Weeknd-CBS
Stephen Colbert's Election Night 2020: Democracy's Last Stand Building Back America Great Again Better 2020-Showtime

Another award that has typical been subjugated to the Creative Arts in Previous Years brought back to the main show now. And, if you checked my Creative Arts Predictions on our FB page, which you can also find on my own personal FB page btw, here, you'll notice that I've change my prediction on this category. I was going with Stephen Colbert's special, and I still think that could win, although it's in last place on Gold Derby, so I'm in the minority but after getting an extra week to think about it unexpectedly, I think I was underestimating "Celebrating America..." I don't know if everybody watched Colbert, or the Grammys and if they saw The Oscars they're likely gonna mostly remember the clusterfuck of an ending, but they probably saw the Inauguration. Maybe the Super Bowl Halftime Show, but I thought that was a forgettable and underwhelming show overall.... (Shrugs) just thinking about how they're going to go about this, I think "Celebrating America..." probably has this.

PREDICTION: "Celebrating America-An Inauguration Night Special"
PREFERENCE: "Celebrating America-An Inauguration Night Special"


OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A VARIETY SERIES
The Amber Ruffin Show-Head Writer: Jenny Hagel; Writing Supervisor: Demi Adejuyigbe; Writers: Ashley Nicole Black, Amber Ruffin, et. al.-Peacock
A Black Lady Sketch Show-Head Writer: Lauren Ashley Smith; Writers: Robin Thede, Ashley Nicole Black, et. al.-HBO 
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver-Writers: Johnathan Appel, Ali Barthwell, Tim Carvell, Liz Haynes, John Oliver, et. al.-HBO
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert-Head Writers: Ariel Dumas, Jay Katsir; Writers: Stephen T. Colbert, Delonte Bent, et. al.-NBC
Saturday Night Live-Head Writers: Michael Che, Anna Drezen, Colin Jost and Kent Sublette, Writing Supervisors: Fran Gillespie, Sudi Green, Streeter Seidell; "Weekend Update" Head Writer: Pete Schultz: "Weekend Update" Writers: Megan Callahan-Shah, Dennis McNicholas, Josh Patten, Mark Steinbach, Dave Sirus and Mike Lawrence; Writers: Dan Bulla, Steven Castillo, Allison Gates, Lorne Michaels, et. al. -NBC

Okay, when the hell did "SNL" get so many "Head Writers"? Like, there's a 80 people nominated in this Variety Writing category, which always makes for a fun montage at the Emmys, but when I write them down here, I try to write out the main ones that get separated on the official nominations document, and then just a few of the other writers, so like the Head Writers, mainly, but "SNL" Jesus, they have Head Writers, Writing Supervisors, special writers for "Weekend Update",... like Christ! Anyway, not sure why Amber Ruffin got the Seth Meyers nomination in the category, but fine, at least some woman got recognized in Variety Talk this year.... Anyway, eh, yeah, John Oliver's taking this again. Nice to see "A Black Lady Sketch Show" get in though.

PREDICTION: "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver"
PREFERENCE: "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver"


REALITY

OUTSTANDING COMPETITION PROGRAM
The Amazing Race-CBS
Nailed It!-Netflix
RuPaul's Drag Race-VH1
Top Chef-Bravo
The Voice-NBC

"The Amazing Race" returns to this category from a year-long absence as a result of COVID. I'm surprised it was only one year personally. Come to think of it, the only four shows that have ever won this category, "The Amazing Race," "RuPaul's Drag Race", the most recent winner, "Top Chef" and "The Voice" are all here this time around. Along with, for some reason "Nailed It!" returning. I'm sorry guys, I don't understand the appeal of "Nailed It!", at all. And like, not in the same way that I don't understand the appeal of "RuPaul's Drag Race", which, I know that I don't get because there's a cultural thing that I'm missing, (Who knew lipsyncing was like, a culturally essential thing for drag queens to be able to do? [Shrugs] I-eh, I don't get it, but it sure looks fun at least.) but "Nailed It!" is just, watching amateurs be shitty bakers? What's the appeal of this? Why can't I just appreciate good baking and desert creations, you've got Jacques Torres and Sylvia Weinstock right fucking there?! Ugh! Just bring back "Top Chef Just Desserts" please if you guys actually like this. It's like, "Dancing with the Stars" being nominated every year all over again, despite "So You Think You Can Dance?" being a billion times better. 

PREDICTION: "RuPaul's Drag Race"
PREFERENCE: "Top Chef"


LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES/TV MOVIES

OUTSTANDING LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES
I May Destroy You-HBO
Mare of Easttown-HBO
The Queen's Gambit-Netflix
The Underground Railroad-Prime Video
WandaVision-Disney+

I was going to watch the miniseries as well for these categories, not yet anyway, but I felt like I had to watch at least one "WandaVision" because, after seeing the clips and the classic television homages and parodies, I felt like I had, 'cause so much of this is up my alley. So far, holy hell this is cringy. I hope this goes somewhere. Like, I am impressed with it, that's fair to say...., I don't know where this will ultimately go, or why, or what the fuck this has to do with anything else in the Marvel anything.... You know, that really does hurt things like this, the fact that this bizarre and interesting concept, I do have to think about in terms of this supposed greater narrative of the Marvel Universe, 'cause I don't give a fuck about that! Like seriously, why does everything have to be connected, can't all things be separate, or how about just, not apart of this superhero universe; why can't Marvel just makes movies and TV shows and not have them instantaneously be connected. One of the great things about most television crossovers over the years was that most of the time, the crossovers only happened when you could make a connection between the shoes, like how NBC had all those New York sitcoms on Thursday Nights or their Saturday night Miami sitcoms and usually they had producers and creators in common, like how the whole "Happy Days" universe was Garry Marshall's idea. It worked well, in those senses, but it also benefitted from only working well for a very limited time. I never consciously considered how whatever Laverne & Shirley were doing were ever effecting Richie Cunningham's struggles with dating, 'cause they fucking didn't and both shows were better for it. Now like, I can't even like something in this universe like "Black Panther", the best of the movies, because I gotta be concerned about how "Infinity War" is gonna completely fuck everything up I liked about the film in it. Like, I know it's their brand, but really fuck their brand. If they're owned by Disney now anyway, Disney has Touchstone and like nine other companies for shit they don't want their name on, just do that and do these weird things that don't matter to this goddamn universe!!!!
(Sigh)
Anyway where was I? Oh yeah, uhh, "The Queen's Gambit" is the favorite, they took almost everything at the Creative Arts, I saw it, I loved it, it's probably gonna win here, maybe "Mare of Easttown" can play spoiler, but "The Queen's Gambit" got the easy path here.

PREDICTION: "The Queen's Gambit"
PREFERENCE: "The Queen's Gambit"


OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOVIE
Paul Bettany-"WandaVision"-Disney+
Hugh Grant-"The Undoing"-HBO
Ewan McGregor-"Halston"-Netflix
Lin-Manuel Miranda-"Hamilton"-Disney+
Leslie Odom, Jr.-"Hamilton"-Disney+

So, the way it seems like everyone's thinking, or the way Gold Derby is promoting it a bit, is that they think "Hamilton" shouldn't count here because, it was a taped performance of a show from like, five years ago. I'd argue that's bs. This was intended to be a theatrical release, it's still a filmed performance, it's still acting, and I think they're underestimating it. Huge, especially in this category where Paul Bettany's the only nominee from a Best Limited Series nominee and the presumptive favorite. I think look out for "Hamilton" frankly and we're gonna see a repeat of the Tonys here. 

PREDICTION: Leslie Odom, Jr.-"Hamilton"
PREFERENCE: Leslie Odom, Jr.-"Hamilton"


OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOVIE
Michaela Coel-"I May Destroy You"-HBO
Cynthia Erivo-"Genius: Aretha"-National Geographic
Elizabeth Olsen-"WandaVision"-Disney+
Anya Taylor-Joy-"The Queen's Gambit"-Netflix
Kate Winslet-"Mare of Easttown"-HBO

I'm a little concerned everybody's underestimating Michaela Coel here. "I May Destroy You" is kinda under the radar compared to the other programs, but it did overperform so far and I think she can play spoiler here. Kate Winslet's listed as the favorite and I suspect "Mare of Easttown" could win something, but I think "The Queen's Gambit" gonna win at least one acting award and this is the one that makes the most sense. This is her star-making role, everybody else can win some other time, hell Winslet's won this award before.... 

PREDICTION: Anya Taylor-Joy-"The Queen's Gambit"
PREFERENCE: Anya Taylor-Joy-"The Queen's Gambit"


OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOVIE
Thomas Brodie-Sangster-"The Queen's Gambit"-Netflix
Daveed Diggs-"Hamilton"-Disney+
Paapa Essiedu-"I May Destroy You"-HBO
Jonathan Groff-"Hamilton"-Disney+
Evan Peters-"Mare of Easttown"-HBO
Anthony Ramos-"Hamilton"-Disney+

I'm riding the "Hamilton" train here. I think the actors from the three limited series have a shot here, but I think three "Hamilton" nominees is too many to overcome and Daveed Diggs in particular is too much to overcome. Another Tonys repeat.

PREDICTION: Daveed Diggs-"Hamilton"
PREFERENCE: Daveed Diggs-"Hamilton"


OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOVIE
Renee Elise Goldsberry-"Hamilton"-Disney+
Kathryn Hahn-"WandaVision"-Disney+
Moses Ingram-"The Queen's Gambit"-Netflix
Julianne Nicholson-"Mare of Easttown"-HBO
Jean Smart-"Mare of Easttown"-HBO
Phillipa Soo-"Hamilton"-Disney+

Okay, so there's some category fraud here. Phillipa Soo was actually nominated for the Lead Actress Tony, while Renee Elise Goldsberry won for Feature Actress, which is their equivalent to Supporting Actress, so putting them both in Supporting here is questionable. That's probably the only reason I'm kinda going against "Hamilton" here a bit. Kathryn Hahn is currently the favorite for "WandaVision" she could win here. Her character's villain reveal song just won Best Song, so they care about the character. Still though, I feel skeptical about predicting her. My next instinct is to think that this is where "Mare of Easttown" will work here, but which one? Jean Smart's the obvious pick, but they're more likely to give it her for Comedy Series this year, so they could go somewhere else. Not that that's ever stopped them before; Stockard Channing famously won for both Supporting Actress awards for Drama Series and Movie/Miniseries for "The West Wing" and "The Matthew Shepherd Story" in the same year once, they could give it to her again. However Julianne Nicholson is the second choice, and I'd like to see her win. She's been a great character actress for awhile and surprisingly this is her first Emmy nomination. I'm back and forth on this one more then any other category so far; basically it's a matter of, do I think they want to give "Mare of Easttown" something or not...

PREDICTION: Julianne Nicholson-"Mare of Easttown"
PREFERENCE: Renee Elise Goldsberry-"Hamilton"


OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOVIE
Hamilton-Thomas Kail-Disney+
I May Destroy You-"Ego Death"-Sam Miller & Michaela Coel-HBO
I May Destroy You-"Eyes Eyes Eyes Eyes"-Sam Miller-HBO
Mare of Easttown-Craig Zobel-HBO
The Queen's Gambit-Scott Frank-Netflix
The Underground Railroad-Barry Jenkins-Prime Video
WandaVision-Matt Shakman-Disney+

Oh boy, a really tough category here. Like, four people here who directed entire miniseries and the one miniseries that got two nominations for directing, share a nominee. I don't think "I May Destroy You" have much of a shot of winning this category, but trying to figure out the winner is tough here. Barry Jenkins is the biggest name, but unfortunately "The Underground Railroad" has so little else in the major categories that I don't see it winning here. "The Queen's Gambit" is the current Gold Derby leader, which makes sense. Scott Frank is normally known as a writer though, so it would be interesting if he won Directing here. Craig Zobel is a big named film director, so this would make sense for him to win here; the category has gone to some big directors who do entire miniseries over the recent years. That said, I could also see Matt Shakman making the argument that he had to recreate and combine, and he's the one who's the big TV director in the group and he had to combine classic television directing with Marvel filmmaking style. Maybe they could give it to "Hamilton" but I doubt it in this case; it's one of the miniseries for sure. I don't know, in a year where everybody did both good directing and the most directing, I'm gonna go with the biggest film name

PREDICTION: "Mare of Easttown"-Craig Zobel
PREFERENCE: "WandaVision"-Mat Shakman


OUTSTANDING WRITING FOR A LIMITED OR ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOVIE
I May Destroy You-Michaela Coel-HBO
Mare of Easttown-Brad Ingelsby-HBO
The Queen's Gambit-Scott Frank-Netflix
WandaVision-"All-New Halloween Spooktacular"-Chuck Hayward & Peter Cameron-Disney+
WandaVision-"Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience"-Jac Schaeffer-Disney+
WandaVision-"Previously On"-Laura Donney-Disney+

Gold Derby has "I May Destroy You" in a distressingly big lead at the moment, which surprises me. I think they think that that's the best chance for Michaela Cole to win.... (Shrugs) I don't know, I can kinda see this.... There is occasionally a completely out-of-nowhere surprise in this category, like "The Hour" winning that one time. My instinct is actually to still think "The Queen's Gambit" can take this, especially with Scott Frank, being one of the better writers in Hollywood over the years, but then again, looking at the recent history of this category, maybe we're underestimating "WandaVision". It's unusual for a single episode to win for Directing, but not writing. Trying to figure out which episode is a tougher job. I have a feeling "WandaVision" would've won had they been allowed to submit as a full miniseries, the split just doesn't add up. I also don't think the Academy is gonna be able to separate between the Top 3. All things being equal, Writer's Branch will pick the Writer, so I'm taking the biggest writing name.

PREDICTION: "The Queen's Gambit"-Scott Frank
PREFERENCE: "The Queen's Gambit"-Scott Frank


Alright, that's my ballot and my predictions for the main show. I'm not gonna do an immediate post-mortem on the Emmys this year. I'm sorry about that, but I'll put some thoughts together on my next Movie Reviews post on show. 

Anyway, hope these predictions help, or if not, hope you can laugh at them after the show. Let's try to enjoy the Emmys everyone. 




Thursday, September 2, 2021

CANON OF FILM: "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD"

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD (1962)
 
Director: Robert Mulligan
Screenplay: Horton Foote based on the novel by Harper Lee

 

For whatever reason, Roger Ebert quietly posted a review of "To Kill a Mockingbird" back in 2001. It was so quiet, that I didn't discover it until 2003 after Gregory Peck's passing and I visited his website religiously and weekly at that time. One of the big discussion points in light of Peck's passing was that for whatever reason, while being one of the biggest and most beloved and attractive movie stars of his time, really only starred supposedly in only one truly, indisputably great film, and that of course being his Oscar-winning performance in "To Kill a Mockingbird". 

Well, is this true? Eh, well, the word "Star" is playing a big role there and Gregory Peck was a huge star in his time, one of the most beloved of the era but yeah, you don't see a lot of his other movies held up as quintessential great films, at least films we'd think of as his films. I would argue nowadays that "Roman Holiday" is probably his best film, but I think everybody thinks of that as an Audrey Hepburn movie before they think of it as a Gregory Peck one. I mean, he's certainly been in good movies, but indisputably great films, eh, (Shrugs) yeah, I can probably see some arguments over "The Omen" or "Spellbound" or some of his other special films, the Oscar-winning "Gentleman's Agreement" for instance, but I wouldn't call them indisputably great and otherwise I don't think anybody's really pining for how underrated "MacArthur" or "Captain Newman, M.D." are these days. It's not a correct assessment of his career, but it's not an unfair one. That said, when you have "To Kill a Mockingbird", Atticus Finch no less, do you even really need any more then one? 

Atticus Finch, is one of the most beloved characters in American literature, and on the silver screen, AFI listed Atticus back in 2003, shortly before Peck's passing, as the number one greatest cinematic hero character in the history of American film, beating out Indiana Jones and James Bond among several others. That was the light of the moment when I was looking up the film and stumble onto Ebert's review. One of the inspirations for this Canon of Film Series, as most everybody probably could've guessed was Roger Ebert's "Great Movies" pieces in his column, so I would've presumed that I would've at some point before his passing seen Ebert add the film to his collection, but that's the thing, this wasn't a positive review. It was a 2 1/2 STARS, negative review of the film that he wrote. 


It didn't get much attention at the time, but it's popped up periodically ever since, often being noted as one of Roger Ebert's worst reviews. What nobody in those pieces ever talk about is that, it's incredibly bizarre that he wrote the review at all. I literally have no idea why he wrote it; he didn't have to, the movie had been out almost forty years and there wasn't any kind of modern re-release of note at the time that corresponded to the review; he never reviewed it on his TV show, there's no discernable reason that I could find then, or now as to why he decided to bring it up but clearly something had dawned on him. 

I naturally didn't agree with him at the time, but looking at the review in hindsight, perhaps he had more of a point then even he realized. (Or perhaps, he did realize it and that's why he both released this review, but also kinda purposefully kept it hidden, fearing people using it against him or he was just hiding from angry Harper Lee fans.) Personally, my theory, I think he had the same issue I'm having, in that he probably originally thought about the movie for his "Great Movies" section, rewatched the movie in preparation for writing about it, and then realized the problems with the film were more significant then he realized and decided to write that instead. Long before this blog existed, when I first started writing the brief one-page essays that eventually evolved into this series, one of the earliest ones I wanted to do was on "To Kill A Mockingbird". I had of course seen the movie, remembered being incredibly stirred by it as a kid; at some point in my life, I probably would've easily listed it among my favorite and/or best movies of all-time. 

That said, I haven't gone back to watch the movie again, not on purpose; I may have caught old snippets and pieces skimming the channels here and there and get caught up a bit more, but actually sitting down and watching it again, not really. I think I thought I could just brush that off on the subject matter not being a pleasant one, but then again, there's plenty of movie that deal with racism in the South that I will watch over and over again. "Perhaps it was just was so powerful that I didn't need another viewing...?" I would claim that to myself, thinking that it's gotta be at least partially true, and it probably.

I mean, for a movie that's so beloved, from a novel that's arguably even more beloved, it's actually kinda surprising how little the movie comes up in discussions about great movies and film. Oh sure, when Gregory Peck's name's mentioned this is the first movie that everyone names, but how often is it brought up for any other reason? 

I mean, it does make some of these lists pretty consistently, but I don't remember it being screened or discussed in any of my film classes for instance. Not in college, I do know, like the novel, it's often taught in high school film courses, but rarely in college classes. I don't see too many classes or analysis on the complete filmography on director Robert Mulligan. It's easily his most famous film, but there's not a lot of discussion on the filmmaking of "To Kill a Mockingbird" either. 

Mulligan was one of those newer generation of filmmakers who got their work through the early years of television like Sidney Lumet or Robert Altman, and he made several good movies. He wasn't a one-film-wonder director; "Fear Strikes Out", his debut feature is still fairly beloved. His last movie "The Man In the Moon" was pretty memorable, and he's got several good movies to his credit in a career that spanded five decades. Not too many people can say they worked with Anthony Perkins and Reese Witherspoon. He was by no means a bad filmmaker who made one classic; personally, I'm probably most partial to "Same Time, Next Year", but he's not really a name that's regarded super highly today as a filmmaker. On his wikipedia page, a story notes that he was once in consideration for directing "Taxi Driver", but that screenwriter Paul Schrader talked about how he rejected Mulligan, as well as Robert Aldrich and Mark Rydell, two other famous directors of the time that are gonna be mostly forgotten in the auteur theory sands of time, because they need a complex director with a character like Travis Bickle.

(Shrugs) Schrader's probably not wrong. 

Really, Atticus Finch is a fairly simple character, all things considered. Mulligan's a good, solid director, but his best films are fairly straightforward ideas and stories that mostly don't have the most in-depth characters or portrayals of them. In that sense, "To Kill a Mockingbird" is perfect for him. In fact, that's kind of the problem, everything about "To Kill a Mockingbird" is simple. This is a story where a little girl manages to stop a lynch mob, like, man, if only.... 

Honestly, that's probably the big reason why it's continued to remain such a cornerstone, it's not a particularly deep text. It's a fairly simple look at racism and the South, through a white child's perspective; of course it's remained popular and taught so much in schools since it broke onto the scene. It's so simple, kids can contemplate and understand it pretty easily. 

That's not to say that that's not a good reason to teach it, nor it is a criticism nor for that matter does it's mean that it's a bad text. Actually, I didn't read even the book in my youth, for one reason or another I never had a class that taught it. I tried reading it later on, but honestly it seemed so similar to the movie that I didn't continue to the end or anything. There are differences, the big one being that Scout (Oscar-nominee Mary Badham) is more prominent as the narrator, and everything's shown from her perspective, but even I thought that was pretty clear in the film at the time, so I kinda expected that.

The novel was infamous for being Harper Lee's only book for decades, but Lee, fifty-five years later, did eventually publish "To Catch a Watchman", which was promoted as a sequel, but really was a found manuscript that acts more as a first draft for "...Mockingbird" and that really explains a lot. In "Go Set a Watchman", the idyllic southern liberalism of Atticus Finch is, well,... it's been questioned a lot more since this new book, which revealed that Atticus originally once attended a Klan rally and thought the Brown v. Board of Education stance was incorrect because Blacks weren't ready for Civil Rights, and even takes a case of an African-American defendant not because, he didn't want the NAACP getting involved. 

Now, "Go Set a Watchman" is somewhat more complex and nuanced then that as a whole, (Keyword being "somewhat") but it still puts Atticus in a more complicated light, one that definitely doesn't gel with this movie, or in many ways, the original novel. Also the general consensus is that the book isn't particularly good, some arguing that it shouldn't have been released at all.... (Shrugs) I haven't read that either, so I'm not gonna comment entirely on that, but yeah, from everything I've heard, this was a first draft that had a lot of ideas that got abandoned later on down the road, and for the most part, for the best and there is definitely some questionable actions that led to the book's publishing. It's definitely put the biggest damper on the legacy of the work, and now it's not entirely unusual to relook at "To Kill a Mockingbird" and question it's automatic inclusion among the Americana canon, both in book and film form. 

I suspect that, had Roger Ebert lived long enough and published that review now instead of back then, I don't think the backlash that's comes afterwards from it, would be as severe. The big criticisms that I can find of that review is basically that Ebert's not being a good critic here, because he's trying to give a disingenuous review of the movie because he's analyzing the film from a different perspective then what the narrative is intending, and that's a fair counter-argument to a negative review, including to Ebert's. However, the counter to that argument includes the question, "Is this the best possible perspective the movie could/should take", or even "Is this a good perspective to begin with to tell this story?" And why not look at the film from a different perspective then it's forcing us to show; should've we only look at any media only through the perspective of those who are most going to find the work beloved? Only see the piece of media from the perspective of the audience it's most actively courting? Especially on subject matter like racism, this is a question that frankly shouldn't be ignored, and frankly, no, on that level, well, the answer to all those question is a resounding, no; "To Kill a Mockingbird" flatly fails.

I certainly am not deleting the film from the history banks; despite all this criticism, I do love the film. It's still stirring after all these years, and yes, if you do find yourself more in Scout's perspective, then watching her father defend an innocent black man, Tom Robinson (Brock Peters) from rape charges is stirring. If the movie comes up anywhere else in regard to "To Kill A Mockingbird"'s greatness as a film, it's that it's a great courtroom drama. And yes, this is a Canon entry for a reason; while Ebert might not have seen the film as viable for his "Great Movies", but for this Canon of Film, greatness helps but it is not an essential requirement. 

That said, this is not the greatest literary text on racism in America, and to paraphrase Princess Weekes's recent "It's Lit" episode on the book/film, which, yes was the original catalyst for why it's been on my mind, I'll post the Youtube video below, there are other texts that "To Kill a Mockingbird" should be paired with when being taught to kids, especially ones from African-American authors to give differing and more complete visions of racism in America. The same can be said about pairing it with movies; pairing "To Kill a Mockingbird" with say, "The Hate U Give" for instance, (both the book and the film) sounds like a better idea then teaching it alone. I'm sure there's plenty of other texts as well. 

I think the ultimate question of "To Kill a Mockingbird"'s dominance over our literary, media and cultural canon isn't why it's been so omnipresent over all this time since it's release, it's the question of, what exactly has it's dominant presence, caused to be left out of our literary canons over the years? The true irony of the piece, Atticus asks us to consider things from others' points of view, to climb inside their skin and walk around in it, and yet, 'cause of "To Kill a Mockingbird", just like the All-White Jury, we just didn't do that, at least not as much as we probably should have. 
 
 

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

MOVIE REVIEWS #186: "TENET", "MULAN" (Caro), "ALL IN: THE FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY", "LA LLORONA", "THE TRUFFLE HUNTERS", "BILLIE" and "WRESTLE"!

So, you might have noticed my lack of activity on here lately. Well, I've been busy, both outside of this blog and with this blog. I'm not ready to explain everything quite yet, but I'm starting to backup as much of this blog as I can. The project will be taking up a lot of my free time, so while it might not seem like my output is a little less then the norm for a while, trust me, I'm putting more work and effort into it then it will appear. I'm got like ten years of backing up most of this to do, and it's going to be time consuming.... I will update on it eventually with more elaborate details of what I'm doing, but in the meantime, let's talk some movies. 

The last movie I watched before writing this, and I'm not reviewing it, is "Blood Father", a film by Jean-Francois Richet, the French director behind the "Mesrine" films. I've nearly been compelled by this guy much, and this one stars Mel Gibson as an aging ex-con living in a trailer park of ex-cons who is out of the lamb after his long-missing runaway daughter comes back into his life and has a bunch of killers after her. It's very much, kind of a "The Searchers" remake in modern time, although it's based on a Peter Craig novel, who's more well-known as a screenwriter for "The Town" and "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay" movies, among other gigs. It's okay, there's an interesting irony-laden scene or two where Gibson's character has to confront his old racist mentor played by Michael Parks who turns on him and Gibson beats up a mannequin in a Nazi outfit that the Parks character sells. He sells Nazi and Confederate propaganda, which, eh, (Shrugs) it's a little interesting knowing Gibson's background to see him do that, but yeah, he really is kinda just a Mel Gibson version of John Wayne's Ethan Edwards here, subtle racism and all, but protecting those he cares about. It's not terrible, but I can't imagine a reason to watch it unless it's two in the morning and it's the midnight movie or something. 

Other then that, I finally got around to a documentary called "Rich Hill" about the lives of struggling midwestern young boys in a pretty desolate small town. It's hard-to-watch a bit, but it's pretty good for what it's doing. I also finally watched Mike Nichols's "Primary Colors", which, in the political climate of this day and age really felt like a time travel to different planet. It's the Joel Klein-penned satire on the Clinton Presidential campaign of '92, that really is interesting and fascinating, but it's really surreal to look at it today. It's a very good movie; I'm definitely recommending it, but boy it's such a mindfuck how much the last, not even thirty years in politics have changed so drastically. It's not that we aren't stupid now in politics, far from it, but it was such a different kind of stupid back then, simpler times. 

Anyway, enough reflection on the distant past, let's get to my thoughts on the more recent past. Let's get to this batch of reviews!


TENET (2020) Director: Christopher Nolan

⭐⭐1/2


Christopher Nolan has always been fascinated with time. I have too, and I've usually been willing to go with him on his journeys through his prognostications on time. People think of him now, mostly as the filmmaker behind the "The Dark Knight" trilogy more then anything else, and don't get me wrong, I love those films, but if you're looking for his main motif in his films, it's clearly time. His breakout feature film was "Memento" a movie about a guy who, due to an accident, lost the ability to retain long-term memories and had to develop tricks to solve the mystery of who killed his wife. That movie itself, is noted for telling it's story backwards, starting at the end of the film, and then catching up one scene to another 'til it ended at the beginning. 

That movie probably has the most relevance to "Tenet" of all his film, but it's popped up even in his most innocuous works. "Insomnia" was about losing sleep in a world where the sun never sets, so it always seemed like it was daytime, and how that adjustment from outsiders can be, well, insomnia-inducing. Losing track of days and nights. "Interstellar" shows characters literally missing decades of their lives through space travel in an effort to struggle to find a new home for Earth to survive on in the future and it even has cross-generational time messaging magic in it. ("Interstellar," to me, is when he officially started losing it.) His best film with time being the central motif is "Inception", and watching "Tenet", I think I get why "Inception" works so well, while "Tenet", is impressive, but is very hollow and uninteresting despite no real lack in the quality of filmmaking from Nolan; "Inception" was about controlling dreams. I know people have their own metaphors to the meaning of the film, but dreams are fairly common. Everybody's had a dream, everybody can relate to all aspect of dreams and we've all lost track of time and often ourselves while being caught in our own dreams. The concept is a relatable and an easy metaphor for audiences and it's an easily accessible way to grasp concepts like losing track or getting trapped in our own timelines. It's so easy, it's been used to death in film, since "The Wizard of Oz", probably even before that. 

I'm not saying that "Inception"'s simple and easier to relate to means that it's automatically better then "Tenet" or any of his films, I'm hypothesizing that that's why it's the easiest and best of his films to connect to. As to "Tenet", where, I get what the idea is, but I don't really care. 

Yeah, "Tenet"'s biggest problem is that, with all his other films, even "Interstellar" which I contend was previously his genuinely only bad film, at the center of his experimental thought projects with time, were genuine characters and stories we cared about. "Tenet", I don't know how else to say it, it just doesn't have that. It's main character is literally named Protagonist (John David Washington) and he works for the CIA and after a bizarre failed mission, I think failed mission anyway, at the Kyiv Opera House. He finds out that in the future, somebody has invented a way to reverse entropy. Mostly, this shows itself in bullet holes that appear before the shot it taken, and once you get shot in the present or future, or whatever, with a reversed-entropy bullet, it's particularly ghastly in the present. It also means that time travel has occurred and that somebody has reversed the entropy on nuclear weapons and deposited them, in the past, in order to take out the past. 

This is a cool idea in theory, but in practice, and as the lines between the past and the future start to come together, the time lines start to not matter as much as what happens. We often see the crash in a car chase before it occurs and we reverse to the point, where we see the results of the fight, before some really interesting fight scenes, essentially play in reverse. In fact, I think a lot of this movie could just be playing the shots in reverse order. That's a cool trick, but I don't know if it really works unless you're not supposed to notice it, but it's all I could really think of honestly.
 
Anyway, Protagonist, tracks this down through an Indian arms dealer, Priya (Dimple Kapadia) a Russian oligarch named Sator (Kenneth Branagh), who, for reasons I don't even understand, wants to blow up the world, as he's out seeking the entropy-reversed weapons, which he has to bring together in order to, succeed.... I don't really get this plot. Anyway, they go through his art appraiser wife Kat (Elizabeth Debicki) to get to him, and because there's also the time travelling thing, there's also multiples of each other depending on the events that occurs.... It's not that this is too confusing for me to understand, I don't need to understand what's going on exactly for me to like a movie like this, even a complex movie that's dealing in quantum socioanalytical theory, it's just that, I'm struggling to care about any of this. 

Nolan has said that scientific accuracy isn't his main goal with this movie; apparently that mattered a bit more with "Interstellar" with him, either way, I don't particularly care one way or another with that, but this is the first time I've felt like he's just fallen way too far into his own gimmick and has fell into a literal time loop of himself. If you're wondering what the hell the title means, the word's used as sort of a code for the characters who are aware of this future reversal of entropy thing, but also there's something called a "Sator Square". It's this weird, kind of supposed coded word square that pops up in ancient Christian and Pagan texts and mythology. I've never fully gotten the big deal of this thing, but all the words that are made in this appear in the film. Sator, of course, is the villian, Opera, is where the first incident took place, Arepo is the name of an art forger in the film, although never seen onscreen, and Rotas, just means, turning, so you could easily call that time traveling aspect, I guess. It's an interesting piece of inspiration but I think it's tenuous connections at best.

Anyway, there's a lot of these weird missions both going forward through time, and through reverse entropy backwards, with dueling competing opposing guards at practically every location, plus several double-agents and potential double-agents caught in this time loop to stop or not stop the destruction of the world.... 

(Sigh) 

Honestly, and I hate to say this about a Christopher Nolan film of all filmmaker, but I felt like I was watching somebody else playing a video game with "Tenet". I'm not caught up in his own little world, and there's simply no way for me to grab onto anything that I can care about. He's moving pieces together, we're going from level to level without really a complete explanation of why.... Actually, the thing the time travelling aspect reminded me of most, was that "Sands of Time" aspect of "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time". I hated that movie and really didn't what the hell that little sequence was about, until I heard somewhere that the movie was based on a video game and that reversal of time was an aspect of the game itself, which, yeah, that explains a lot of the stupid in that film. 

Honestly, I tend to despise any movies that remind me of or follows video game plots and structure in general, but honestly, this does feel like that, and the more I think about it, the more I think I should just outright pan this film. I don't want to do that, 'cause I like everybody here, and there was clearly a lot of work put into this film, and I think there is something here in the ideas, but I don't think he's exploring it as well as he could or worst then that, giving us any reason to explore it with him. It feels like I'm combatting with the movie to try to follow it, not with the movie trying to follow it, and that's just not the kind of movie I want from Nolan. It's not him at his best and he's trying to be too cute with it. 

Yeah, you know what, I think I am gonna pan this one. If he's not trying to get me to connect with it, then I don't need the movie, period. It doesn't help that Nolan was the symbol of those seeming completely out of touch with the theater vs. streaming debate during the pandemic, even I do kinda get his point; this movie would probably be more interesting to me in a movie theater, but nah, this is a just a weaker Nolan movie, one that makes me ponder why I enjoy his better movies so much more then this one. I'm certainly not giving up on him, "Dunkirk" wasn't my cup of tea, but it was a good movie, but maybe he should find a new motif to be inspired by. I think he's starting to run out of time. 


MULAN (2020) Director: Niki Caro

⭐⭐⭐


So here's my thing, I've never particularly thought much about the original "Mulan". I can understand how and why the movie would have great relevance and importance to certain people, especially young Asian and Asian American people, especially young girls growing up; I mean, the story of Mulan is an inspiring one.
I only saw the original movie once or twice, and I never hated it, but outside of the symbolic inspirational aspects of the movie, I always just found it boring and forgettable and generally kinda surprised how beloved it was to begin with. 

So, I don't really come into this movie with the expectations I guess others might. In terms of Disney, ehh, it's always been a bit of an odd duck to me. Like, Mulan (Liu Yifel) has never really fit in with Disney that well, for good and for bad. She's probably considered apart of the Disney Princesses, I guess, but she doesn't fit well in there, if for no other reason, she's not a Princess. She's a soldier, after she does prove herself as a war hero, when offered a role in the Imperial Court, she rejects it, and heads back home; that's something that's stayed true through both these films, and the original folktale. That's kinda weird especially since they kept the subplot about the family wanting Mulan to marry and some of the eye-rolling sequences regarding that. 

There was a romance subplot in the original "Mulan" and it's kinda still here too, but it's been mitigated, and I think for the best. Frankly, that's another weird thing, Mulan's story never felt like animation was the best medium for it. It's a story of a young woman, in Ancient China, disguising herself as a man, to become a soldier to take his father's (Tzi Ma) place in the Imperial Army after he's forced to reenlist as apart of conscription. Frankly, on top of the fact that the setting is more cinematically astonishing in live-action, which I don't think anyone can argue, this movie is gorgeous and looks so much better then the original it makes me wonder why they didn't go this route originally, but also, most gender twist stories work best with live-action. There's that added tension there or pretending one's something they're not, and the fear of being found out; it's easier to replicate that in live action. In animation, it's- I mean, obviously you can still do it, but it makes the tension seem less palpable; a drawing of a woman pretending to be a man isn't as nerve-racking as the tension of an actual woman pretending to be a man.

Not that it entirely works here either... Honestly, it might just be that it's just a weird plot for Disney to begin with, and they really make it bizarre here. For instance, as opposed to just a normal enemy army they're at war with, their enemy is being controlled by a witch, Xianning (Gong Li) who she confronts at one point, and then convinces her, to stop pretending in order to be a better fighter as Mulan, as opposed to her being a good soldier, period, and this means she then becomes, eh, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Kill Bill Lady in battle,..., Uh, I don't know. I don't like these changes, the whole point of the reveal of her gender should be that it didn't matter what her gender was, not being a girl makes her, a Marvel hero... I don't know; I didn't like that. 

I especially don't like that, with the original, while it showed how good a soldier Mulan was, it also showed her being a smarter soldier, not just being a great combat soldier. They did change the battle sequences a bit, which was my favorite part of the original movie, especially the avalanche, but they do still keep her smart, so I guess I'm okay with that, but I liked that better in the original. 

See, I know these live-action, woke Disney remakes, aren't just trying to squeeze out extra money out of their franchises, they're also trying to rebrand and re-conceptualize a lot of these classic characters, but even though I have opinions on the original, I don't really know exactly what the original complaints were that they were trying to (finger quotes) "fix". For me, the original was tonally difficult to get a hold of, seemed like an odd pic for animation and Disney, plus, I didn't like or care for much of the comedy in the movie. Like, I never liked Eddie Murphy in that dragon character, so good thing he's gone here; I think most people agree with me on those criticisms. Also, I never liked the music from the first film either. Apparently, I'm in the minority on that one, but I stand by this; when Donny Osmond is the singer with the most interesting song from the bunch, you're in trouble. (I also never liked that Christina Aguilera song that was with the original, which she apparently re-recorded for this film.) Yeah, compared to the music from the Howard Ashman musicals in the Disney Renaissance, and the Tim Rice & Elton John and Randy Newman stuff..., yeah, "Mulan"'s music is average at best and boring at worst. This movie, well, I liked the song at the end a lot better then any other song from these movies, but that's about it.
 
It's weird, technically they did improve a lot of the stuff I didn't care for, but they made other strange choices, and I still just didn't think the story itself was that great. Well, actually, let me rephrase, I don't think the story is great, through the lens of Disney. While the movie does has an all-Asian cast, the film was directed by Niki Caro, the New Zealand director behind "Whale Rider", and it's still Disney. I've never actually seen an adaptation of this tale, from Chinese filmmakers. There's a few out there, and I might check some of those out to compare one day, 'cause I think ultimately, this is just not a great tale for Disney to adapt, then or now. Put through their filter, it feels like I'm always struggling for a context that I can really only gleam at. It's not the worst tale for them, and these probably are the best ways they could tell it, and I don't begrudge for wanting to tell this story, but are they the best people who should be telling it? 

(Shrugs) 

I don't know for certain, but probably not. 


ALL IN: THE FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY (2020) Directors: Lisa Cortes and Liz Garbus

⭐⭐⭐⭐1/2


The United States of America, is not now, nor has it ever been a true democracy. This is not a controversial statement, and anybody who claims otherwise is frankly a liar. A liar, who probably has a deep-rooted, horrific and probably racist agenda. 
It is incredibly simple to determine this, a Democracy means that everybody in the country is allowed to vote, at no point has that ever been the case. Hence, the subtitle, "The Fight for Democracy", the Fight, for the right to vote. It's been a constant throughout American history. When George Washington was elected our first President, only 6% of Americans, were legally allowed to vote at the time. If you aren't a landowning white male, you've at some point had your rights, or your ability to execute those rights to vote, tampered with, impeded, or outright suppressed, and it's still going on. 

This should be nothing new to most anybody, but I've come to the realization after so many of these political documentaries over the years that sometimes it matters having some facts put together in a new context and together, helps drives points home. "All In..." is centered around the 2018 Georgia Gubernatorial race, a contest that, in hindsight, really shows the effect of voter suppression as she lost a very close election where several people, including Abrams herself, arrived at the polls, and had trouble voting. A lot of the modern effects of this starts from the U.S. Supreme Court striking down much of the Voting Rights Act, under the guise that the act wasn't needed, since Obama was elected President. It's literally the judicial equivalent, of "We got one black guy, that mean we're not racist anymore." 

Abrams's race was particularly brutal and close since Gov. Brian Kemp was the state's Secretary of State and was not only in control of the election, literally, he had systematically suppressed the vote of hundreds of thousands in Georgia. He closed voting stations in counties, he sent less machines to counties with more African-Americans, ID laws, pretty much everything he could, and he still only barely won.

It's weird watching this now knowing that Georgia went Blue after the 2020 elections, not just Presidentially, but both Senate seats switched to blue in runoff elections. (It's not mentioned in the movie but election runoffs in the South are also an invention of Jim Crow, in order to prevent too many liberal from voting a second time in election where there wasn't a clear majority winner.) Her strategy of voter registration and outreach was so successful despite the clear sham of her election, and the correct use of how not to concede a losing election actually works that it was adopted again for Georgia in 2000, and is being adapted in several other close swing states next time. 

And yet, like always, there's more attempts to suppress and depress them, either through legal means or not. Under guises of stuff like "preventing voter fraud" or other terms for just outright, not letting the majority of people vote. There's stories of people who were killed for being black and voting in counties where they were literally the only African-American man to vote in the county. They got acquitted for that lynching. 

(Sigh) 

It's hard to really comprehend when you're presented with it all the evidence. 

Abrams has been staring at this evidence since the beginning. She was a valedictorian in a Georgia high school, and was refused entry into the Governor's mansion, a tradition with all the other valedictorians, not by the then-Governor, but by the guard out front, who saw her family traveling by bus to go there, and not believing that someone like her could've been valedictorian. Any heads up comparisons of their actions in any other actual democracy would clearly show Kemp as the insipid and inadequate candidate compared to Abrams and who the hell knows how many other Abrams there were who frankly couldn't cut through the evil layers of Jim Crow, Poll Taxes, literacy tests.... 

(Sigh)

You know, on some level, I can't deny that, there are people for whom I myself wouldn't mind if they didn't vote. I do think about it; I'll make jokes about how their should be IQ tests for voters instead of age limits. Hell, I can think of whole political parties right now that I might argue their actions are so un-American that perhaps they should be stripped of their right to vote in the immediate future. I get it; I get the rage that those on the right must feel if they believe "Their Country", whatever they think that means, is slipping away from them, but frankly, that's falling into their own trap. 

How do we fight this? Every way possible. Protests, law, running for elections, ending gerrymandering. Amendments to the Constitution, more court cases, even if assholes like Rehnquist and Roberts insist on doing their damnedest to gut the Voting Rights Amendment, as well as re-upping the Amendment whenever possible, which used to be something that even no-brainer Republican Presidents would be proud to sign back in the Day. (Seriously, Reagan and W. both signed those bills into law, and they were proud of those signings, and I don't blame them) And more then that, just getting out there, and getting everybody who can vote, to vote, in every election, no matter what it is, no matter how much harder they make it for people to register, no matter how much they try to purge the rolls, just go out and continually vote, register, recheck your registration.... I hate to sound so "Captain Planet" corny, but truly, the power is ours. Voter turnout is the silver bullet to voter suppression; they don't want us to show up, we gotta do our absolute damnedest to make sure we do.  

"All In..." is right, it's all or nothing. 


LA LLORONA (2020) Director: Jayro Bustamante

⭐⭐⭐⭐1/2


Back in film school, I took a Latin American film class; I liked the class a lot. The big thing I took from it was that, when it comes to Latin American, every country is very different from each other, actually that's a good rule of thumb with every country, in general, their films are all going to represent their country and culture differently from each other,...- now that I say this out loud, it feels much less profound and more shallow then I realize,... but it felt particularly true with this class. We really dissected just how different each country's films actually were from each other and why that was. I'm trying to remember all the films I saw in the class and all the countries they were from. Like I know from Mexico, I saw a Bunuel film, I believe it was "Los Ovlidados" (or "The Young and the Damned" if you prefer), as well as, Carlos Reygadas's "Battle in Heaven", which I absolutely hated..., uh, I think we also watched "Amores Perros" and-eh, a curious choice, "La Tarea" which you might find under the title "Homework...". (I'm not writing the full subtitle, it's way too long.) Uh, we saw, a few Brazilian films, "Vidas Secas", "Pixote...", "How Tasty Was My Little Frenchmen", I think we also watched "Behind the Sun", which I think in hindsight was a weird pick. We might've also watched "Central Station"; I can't remember if we watch "City of God" or not. We also saw, a couple Cuban films, "The Last Supper" and one of my favorites, "Strawberry and Chocolate", and I think we were gonna watch "Camila" from Argentina, but at some point the professor switched it, because most of the earliest films were the most depressing in the group, so we switched to "Nine Queens", maybe not the best representative of that country's cinema, but definitely a more fun film. The point I'm making here is that, we didn't watch a lot of Central American films. In fact, I don't think we watched any.

That's a a bit weird in hindsight, but then again, the bigger and more stable the country, the more likely that country will have a robust enough film production base, and Central America, it's just not that prominent. Now it's not like there haven't been movies from Central America, their have been plenty, but Latin America kinda gets overlooked in general in our more Western and European-centered worldview of cinema, but just a quick glance at the Academy Award history of the Foreign Language feature, there's only been, one Central American film that ever got nominated. It's an overlooked area of the world for cinema, in an overlooked area of the world for cinema. So, any talent that comes out of there and breaks their way into the modern world cinema scene, is going to be interesting at a minimum; if for no other reason then we are just not particularly familiar with these countries, their histories and their cinematic tropes and motifs. And if somebody does really break, they've not only gotta be really talented, put in a lot of hard work, plus, they're probably gonna some of the first to really master the techniques that us, uneducated and unknowing western audiences would find much more familiar. 

So, there's this filmmaker from Guatemala; his name is Jayro Bustamante, and he is quickly becoming one of the most intriguing filmmakers in the world today. "La Llorona" is the second feature film I've seen of his after the very regional-based feature "Ixcanul" (aka "Volcano"), a movie that was about, well, the correct proper term I believe is, the Kaqchikel, peoples of the mountains of Guatemala, but they're essentially, the direct descendants of Ancient Mayans. (I don't know whether that's literal or just folklore, but they're the ones who it's accepted take up that mantle) These indigenous peoples are somewhat segregated from most of modern-day Guatemala, and the movie was about that conflict, and involved an arraigned teenage marriage between families, in this day-and-age, among other generational and geographical conflicts. I was fascinated by the movie and definitely remembered this director's name. This is the second feature of his I've seen, and I'm not disappointed at all. 

"La Llorona" is titled after a popular Mexican myth about a ghost figure translated as "The Weeping Woman". She's a popular figure in Latin American folklore, often translated often as a motherly figure who haunts those who took the lives of their kids. "La Llorona" takes that a few steps further by giving this haunting to an aging genocidal dictator. Enrique (Julio Diaz) is the aging dictator who's being tried and later convicted of several war crimes against the indigenous Kaqchikel peoples. He's out of power at the moment, defending himself from his conviction and appeals and his home from, well, what he thinks are ghosts, what his family, originally thinks is just Alzheimer's starting to act up, especially in stressful situations like his public trial, as well as the protests. 

His wife Carmen (Margarita Kenefic) is Lady MacBeth to his sins, still crying out about how the eyewitness accounts from the trials are communist lies, even as their daughter Natalia (Sabrina De La Hoz) is more and more convinced. After his conviction is overturned on appeal, he apparently tries to kill one of the ethnic maids in the middle of the night, and the entire Kaqchikel staff of their house, quits in protest, his housekeeper Valeria (Maria Telon) brings somebody to be a somewhat suitable replacement, a young woman named Alma (Maria Mercedes Coroy) who the General slowly becomes obsessed over. Of course, perhaps their is some reasons to be concerned about her, both historically within the secrets of the family, as well as perhaps, these hauntings and the General's flailing attempts, often with his gun, attempts to stop them, are indeed related. 

The movie is a beautiful albeit haunting look at, what I assume is partial fantasy for the nation. Guatemala did have a similar genocide back in the early eighties and the General is clearly inspired by their former violent leader Jose Efrain Rios Montt, but it's also just a frightening film. Probably a comforting one too; I think we all like the idea of those in power who they've wronged and perhaps killed in our lives, essentially get haunted by them at the end of their lives. Hell, my favorite example of this is in the great play "Angels in America" when Roy Cohn's confronted by, among others, Julian & Ethel Rosenberg. Bustamante's made some quite powerful films that seem to be introducing his small country to a big stage in a big way, and "La Llorona" is another powerful entry into this expanding list. He's not only telling powerful stories to represent his country and his peoples, but he's making good movies period, and making his voice heard.


THE TRUFFLE HUNTERS (2020) Directors: Michael Dweck & Gregory Kershaw

⭐⭐⭐


Being, well, broke, for most of my life, I haven't had the delicate luxury of eating truffles too much in my life. That said, the few times I've had truffle, I definitely remember them, and I get it. 

For one, fungi are one of my favorite foods in general, but yeah, truffles are just the best. I had some shoestring fries once which just had a sprinkling of shredded black truffles on them, and I swear I would be at that restaurant eating them all day now if I could afford it. So, yeah, there's a reason that truffles are so sought over by foodies and chefs the world over. They're also quite rare and hard to find, many varietals just can't be cultivated, so they have to be caught wild. That's the case, with the rarest of the rare, the Piedmont White Truffle, which can be found in the Piedmont region of Northern Italy, the area along the Southern French border. That's where we follow "The Truffle Hunters". 

Who are these people who go out into the forest and have their dogs as they hunt and dig for the most expensive and rarest of truffles? Well, they're there old Italian guys, all of them about seventy or eighty years old. They head out to the forest and we see their dogs dig, sometimes from the dog's perspective. We hear them occasionally talk and pontificate on truffle hunting. We see them arguing with some of their buyers. Personally, I like the contrast between when we see a truffle pulled from the dirt and then placed on display on luscious pillows during the high-cost auctions. 

The big appeal of the movie, for me is the cinematography. The movie looks amazing. The film's directed by the team of Michael Dweck & Gregory Kershaw, two directors with Cinematography backgrounds, and one of executive producers is Lance Acord, one of the most underrated cinematographers in Hollywood; he's worked with Sofia Coppola and Spike Jonze most notably. Honestly the life of the Hunters themselves didn't nearly intrigue as much as the gorgeous shots of the forests of Piedmont and the look of the film. 

I'd probably like the movie more if it was a short subject, it does drag on and there's only so much you can say about truffles and truffle hunting. And if you haven't had truffles then I'm not sure how you can relate to this film at all. That said, I've had, so I get it, so I'll barely recommend it. Not as much as I recommend truffle fries, but I recommend it. 


BILLIE (2020) Director: James Erskine 

⭐⭐⭐⭐1/2



Telling Billie Holiday's story, has always seemed, to me, like a journey that's probably too harrowing and haunting to go down, as much as it is one that needs to be told. I of course, like everybody else have long adored Billie Holiday, and I often used her as a standard to judge other singers. I never fully appreciate Christina Aguilera as a kid, until I heard her do some jazz covers and if I closed my eyes when listening, well, she often reminded me a lot of Billie Holiday when she would do them. (Yes, sidenote: "Back to Basics", is my favorite Christina Aguilera album; I don't know if that's a controversial opinion or not, but yeah, I like her the most when she's being the most retro and jazz-inspired.) Still though, her life, telling her story, it's rough. It needs to be told though, and several people have tried over the years. And even then though....

James Erskine's documentary "Billie" is probably the best and most complete portrayal of Billie Holiday we have gotten so far, but it's not entirely appropriate to list him as the biographer, and he himself, doesn't. Erskine bought the rights to the collective material of one, Linda Kuehl. Kuehl was a freelance writer and arts journalist who spent the better part of a decade interviewing anybody and everybody who knew and was involved with Billie Holiday over the years in her attempt to write a biography on her. It never got published however, because she died unexpectedly in 1978, apparently from jumping out of her apartment window after attending a Count Basie concert, however her family have disputed this finding and don't believe the D.C. police ever went ahead with a real formal investigation. Her records have been used for biographries about Holiday before, but this is the first time most of us are actually hearing the tapes from her interviews. Much of "Billie" is about her struggles to piece together the biography and Erskine's attempts to use what footage and other interviews we have along with Kuehl's tapes to try to figure out what went wrong with both young women's sudden and sad ends. 

Billie Holiday's life is beyond tragic. She was a prostitute at age 13, although apparently, she even had girls working under her, so she was also a pimp also. She was bisexual for most of her youth, usually bringing home women until she started her singing career. She was kicked out of Count Basie's band under some highly disputed circumstances, (Count Basie really does sound like a manipulative dick in his interviews) and had multiple husbands, one that was particularly abusive. She was a junkie, who even spent a year in jail in the middle of her fame, and was pursued by the U.S. Justice Department, mainly because she was a famous black singer who had influence over, but also because she was a junkie and hung around some other dubious characters. It's a tour through the time period as much as anything, but through Billie's eyes and through Linda's eyes on Billie. 

"Billie" is a very compelling documentary. For those who love Billie Holiday, it's of course, more then satisfactory, but for everyone else, it's a harrowing look at Holiday herself, as well as a haunting entry into a past from the people who were there, and the young woman who collected all this history. We know the fate of Lady Day, swindled out of her earnings over the years, (although she apparently did spend quite a lot on herself as well) dying from heart and liver problems caused by years of abuse, but Linda's fate leaves a lot more questions then answers. 


WRESTLE (2019) Directors: Susannah Herbert and Lauren Belfer

⭐⭐⭐⭐


(Sigh) 

Okay, new rule, no matter how similar the subject matter might seem, no film should ever, ever, anymore compare itself to "Hoop Dreams". "Wrestle" isn't the first time I've seen this comparison either. "Wrestle" promotes itself on it's IMDB.com page as "'Hoop Dreams' goes to the mat"... and, just, just no, please stop. Like, on some level, it's always a bad idea to compare yourself to a better film, but especially "Hoop Dreams", arguably the greatest documentary of all-time! Seriously, like, stop doing that! Not on the promotional material for the film at least!

It's especially annoying because "Wrestle" is a pretty damn good documentary in its own right, but you know, everything's gonna seem average and mediocre in comparison...- All right, I'll stop on that front. The movie follows four high school wrestlers from the same school in Huntsville, Alabama. It's a new upstart program and the head coach is Chris Schribner, a young but intense civics teacher who's convinced he's got a team that can win at state, and potentially for some of the kids, a sports scholarship to a college, which is potentially a way out of the poverty and hopelessness they come from.

There's Jamario, the tender, dreadlock-wearing Senior who's girlfriend is pregnant and he seems to have little in terms of real support at home. Jailen is the quiet intense one on the team, a lightweight Junior who struggles to keep his weight down at first, but is the intense member of the team, seeming the most well-spoken and well-adjusted. Jaquan seems to be the most troubled, despite being a fairly conscientious young man, has some troubling friends and gets caught with marijuana one night. The cops by the way were pricks in this film, even as they seem to realize they're being filmed and think they're displaying the appropriate behavior. There's clearly something off with them.

Teague, the one white kid on the team, suffers through several debilitating personality issues. He's supposed to be on four different medications, although the only one he takes and seems to care about is marijuana. At one point, after he did something really stupid, the team confronted him pretty arduously for his actions, and it looked like things were gonna go down, but then they hugged him out. 
The movie follows these young wrestlers and the coach for over a year of their lives, and the filmmakers Suzannah Herbert and Lauren Belfer spent the whole time living in Huntsville with them. They get very intimate moments between the team, the coach, their families..., by the end of the movie, I was genuinely curious to see what would happen to these kids, which I think should be the main goal of any of these kinds of youth sports documentaries. I remember the movie "Undefeated" won an Oscar controversially a few years ago, and that movie, I can only think about in terms of that Oscar, 'cause it's actually not particularly good at telling these stories and focusing on these lives. And this is a small subsection that could be a way out. Wrestling doesn't have the promise of the glamour of other college sports like football or basketball in America, and while there's definitely some skill and talent involved in competing in it, you really gotta both want it, and willing to put yourself and your body through a lot to even have a chance at getting any kind of recognition for it, and even then, it's a slim shot at recognition at best. 
 
I wonder if there are documentaries like these in other countries? I can't think of any that have crossed over, even though there are young athletes across several disciplines all over the world; but I think mainly in America is education and athletics so intricately connected. "Wrestle" is another reminder of that and all the positives and negatives that entails for young, growing hormonal young people going through their own personal and competitive struggles just for a possibility of getting a chance to better oneself. I mean, even if they get to college, who knows how they'll respond there; I can't imagine Teague for instance doing particularly well there. 

I guess they're using wrestling as a teacher in life as well. That's something the coach might be trying; he can seem to fall into surrogate parent figure for some of these kids a little too easily. That said, that's par for the job, and he does a pretty good job of it, even if he can be a bit militaristic and aggressive and clearly sometimes the kids are trying to blow him off. 

"Wrestle" is no "Hoop Dreams", so yeah, in the future, don't put that film in my head; it makes any other film hard to talk about and compare; I cannot stress that enough, but on it's own, it's a better-then-average one of these films and should be watched and reviewed on it's own merits. It might not be a pinfall but it'll win your over on points.

Thursday, August 19, 2021

CANON OF FILM: "THE GRADUATE"

THE GRADUATE (1967)

Director: Mike Nichols
Screenplay: Calder Willingham and Buck Henry based on the novel by Charles Webb

 

I feel like "The Graduate" is one of those movies that's gonna seem particularly out-of-step the further and further along we get into this post-"Me Too" future of ours. That's not a complaint or a criticism, just an observation. In fact, the downgrade and diminishment of "The Graduate" starting happening long before that. On AFI's 100 Greatest Movie Lists, "The Graduate fell from #7 on it's original list to number #17 ten years later. Honestly, I didn't particularly get why at the time. When I posted my Top 100 list, I had "The Graduate" in my Top 20 still. Would I have it there now...-? 

(Deep breath)

Well, I was a lot younger then.... 

It's still such a huge part of the culture landscape,  that I don't think it'll ever go away fully but it's definitely a movie that's about to finally not age particularly well. A lot of that is Dustin Hoffman's fault, who's basically been blackballed from Hollywood ever since he got called out for his antics, and his only known possible production that he's been linked to since, is a Broadway production of "Our Town" that may or may not happen with COVID now, but either way, let's face it, probably is not the best choice of production. It doesn't help that one of the movie's most well-known improvised scenes, involves him actually groping Anne Bancroft's breast. That scene, as great as it is within the context of the movie, plays a lot differently now that we've recalibrated what his motivations might've been. (It also doesn't help, when you realize just how much closer in age Hoffman and Bancroft actually were at the time.) 

But perhaps, I was just young. The best time to watch this film is when you’re young. Like, a 21-year old male fresh into college, trying to determine what to do with your life, young. I know, the statement seems a little half-baked, but trust me, it’s totally baked.

Whatever it's future status, unlike say "Gone with the Wind" who's cinematic accomplishments really aren't realized in modern cinema, arguably “The Graduate,” is the most influential American film post-“Citizen Kane.” Editing techniques that seem fairly normal today came from this film. A famous montage continually zeroes in on Benjamin Braddock (Hoffman in his first film role) face in one room until it gets so close, then we continually back up to show him now in another room, in another place in time. That was “The Graduate,” and that’s just one of its inventions, like-wise the use of it's modern pop music as soundtrack, by using the Simon & Garfunkel songs to underline the action.

The movie’s opening sequence finds Benjamin having forced to go to a party in his honor for his achievements, with his friends,- well, really his father’s friends. Everyone has advice, sometimes good advice about what he should do about the future, and he doesn’t want to hear any of it. (Trust me, I know the feeling.) Using any excuse he can to get out, he decides to take his Dad’s business partner’s wife home, the notorious Mrs. Robinson. In reality Anne Bancroft was 36 and Dustin Hoffman was 30, but good lighting makes him seem younger and her older, and they have one of the funniest sequences in a film filled with surprising and funny sequences after she, does indeed, seduce him.

After the affair has gone on for awhile, Benjamin, still working hard to go aimlessly through life, decides to go on a date with her daughter. Elaine (Katharine Ross) How he tries to sabotage this date, and then the events that culminate in him crashing a wedding, and by the way, the most unbelievable and most homaged wedding sequence ever, you have to experience to believe, and then laugh. And then reflect, as they presumably do on, well, just, how ridiculous and stupid what they just did was. (Yeah, I don't think "The Sound of Silence" is anybody's wedding song, for a reason.)

I won’t reveal much more except to note that this movie is about that future unknown. Life has one plan while you may have another, as Mrs. Robinson reveals in a sequence where she talked about once being an art major before having to get married. Benjamin tries so hard not to fall into that trap, that he eventually sets absolutely no goals for himself, leaving his ideas and actions simultaneously endearing but lacking in thought. He manages to get away with the daughter in the end, although he used all the wrong ways to do it, mainly because he lacked the drive to do it thoughtfully. 

In hindsight, Mrs. Robinson is the film’s only interesting character. We are curious as to Mrs. Robinson actions, and why she does what she does. But that’s because Benjamin has lived so little life that he hasn’t experienced enough of it to be interesting. That’s what inspires him through most of the second half of the film, not the love of Mrs. Robinson’s daughter, but the need to have a life-altering experience. Too bad he didn’t know about the LSD going around at the Berkeley Campus he goes to. Many other late ‘60s staples are missing from the film where they should be, because Benjamin is not even inspired enough to join the hippie crowd, or maybe he just cut himself off from society so much, he honestly didn’t know about it? He is a nothing in a time where everybody was doing something. The best idea he comes up with is to just float in his family's swimming pool. 

I once observed that Hoffman goes through more doorways in the film then an Antonioni heroine. I kinda attributed that, mainly to Mike Nichols having inspiration from Antonioni, but I don't think I realized just how much inspiration he had, especially from films like "Blow-Up" or "L'Avventura", the former where a character seems completely at odds with the mod scene around him, and the latter, which is literally about a vacation, that continues on, even after one of the characters, just literally disappears. Usually when an Antonioni heroine goes through a doorway, it's an association with her, and usually a symbol that something is changes as she enters some place new, however a male character, especially if he's not the main characters, usually doesn't find such illumination. Is this a sly joke on Nichols part on just how little Benjamin actually evolves, going through doorway after doorway and not gaining any real new insight?

Maybe that's just how it feels now. 1967 is considered one of America's seminal film years, and Nichols won the Oscar for Best Directing for this film, an extreme rarity for a comedy, especially when the film didn't win any other Oscars, but it makes sense. The cliches of the college graduate unable to find his/her place in the modern world have basically all started from this film, and the styles of the filmmaking looks like nothing else that came before or since, even Nichols's first directing effort, the brilliant "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" basically just seems like a staged version of Edward Albee's play with a couple naughty words changed and an added location or two. 

At the right time of life, "The Graduate" will always be a film that'll resonate as much now as it did upon it's original release, because when you’re an early twenty something, the pressure to do something with your life will make you think doing nothing is a great idea. I'm in my thirties and I still like the idea better and better as I grow older. Perhaps that feeling of ennui will just never fully die off.... 

Who need a future in plastics, anyway? 

Monday, August 2, 2021

CANON OF FILM: "OFFSIDE"

OFFSIDE (2007)

Director: Jafar Panahi
Screenplay: Jafar Panahi and Shadmehr Rastin



I write this Canon of Film post in the middle of the COVID-19 Pandemic in the United States and one of the things we're missing the most is sports. If you're not a sports fan yourself, I'm sure you know one and the majority of them are quite frustrated at this point. I'm in both those categories myself, and I can tell you that, it is tough. Most of the major leagues are trying to purportedly get things rolling again, in some sports cases to finish or start new seasons, and, honestly, I'm not holding my breath on this one; we're not getting sports the way we know it, for a long while. That's a real shame to, 'cause sports would both make a great distraction from, well, everything at the moment, but it also has an uncanny way of bringing together communities, cities, schools, even nations. Even under the worst of circumstances, it represents some of the best examples of, what is sometimes literal or figurative nationalism, in all the best ways. On top of that, there's a lot to like about sports. A lot of great drama, conflict, strategy, the amazing human performances, the pageantry, the spectacle, there's a lot of appeal to sports, and a lot of it is missing right now.

So, yeah, that's probably why I personally feel like a movie about a bunch of people not watching a sporting event would appeal to me right now, but of course, that context is much more my selfishness then anything to do with the film.

From my experience, I think the best foreign countries' films comes when they're movies are essentially relatively basic and simplistic in their approach to storytelling. Part of this admittedly is just, well the fact that I'm a dumb and ignorant American, so that automatically will just make it easier for me to follow, but with some of the Middle Eastern countries' cinema in particular, there's also a lot of power in those stories because, well, honestly, because of their "leaders," a lot of those countries have never gotten the memo to come to the 21st Century. Iran is one of those countries; the more universal the story is in an Iranian, usually, the better it is, and the more it often underlines some of the absurdities and troubles of the Islamic Republic.

Honestly, that's not terribly unusual for any country, once they go through their neorealist New Wave period, but Iranian New Wave, to put it lightly, is different then others and I'd argue nobody in the movement does it better then Jafar Panahi. There's a lot to talk about with him in particular, the big thing that most people know about him is that currently, he's banned from filmmaking. In 2010, he was sentenced to six years house imprisonment, after that, he's not able to leave the country of Iran except for celebrating certain religious rituals, and he's currently halfway into his 20-YEAR BAN from making movies. Yeah, don't think that's stopped him; he's actually managed to make five features and several short films since that banishment, that is still as of this writing, in effect. I've seen a couple of those films that he's made while in banishment, they're probably future entries into this Canon, but I can't say they're always the most entertaining; it's usually more the fact that they got made at all that's astonishing, expert filmmaking. Although, like most of his other films, they're obviously banned in Iran, although if he's managing to make movies like these under those circumstances, I'm sure many of the Irani citizens can managed to find ways to watch them.

I'd probably pick one of his other movies in another time to begin adding Iranian cinema to the Canon; I don't really know how high this one ranks among Panahi's films for most people. but it's been on my mind. (Plus, it's a DVD day, and since I can't go to the library right now, either, I've pulled from my own collection on this one, and it's the only film of his I've got a copy of.) The movie was shot mostly during a major World Cup qualification match between Iran and Bahrain in '06 at Azadi Stadium, a match that, with a win or tie, Iraq would qualify for the World Cup, and follows a group of women who tried to go to the game, but were caught, and the National Service men who have to keep an eye on them during the game, for fear that the Chief might come by. Women at that time, weren't allowed to enter the stadium for a sporting event.

That's basically it. There's a little square, "cell" that's flimsily put together with guard rails that aren't that hard to get out of. One of the girls, the one who's only described as "Soccer Girl" in the credits (Ayda Sadeqi) has to go to the bathroom at one point, and that's the most drama that occurs. There's no girls bathroom in the stadium, so her and the Soldier from Mashad (Mohammad Keir-Abadi), who they've been arguing about over a player that he's a fan of for most of the whole movie up 'til then, has to go through a fairly ridiculous process of putting a poster with eyes cut out on the girl's face, while he's closing the bathroom from the male customers, who keep coming in. He ends up losing her as she escapes in a melee, but she came back later, worried about the other soldier's (Safdar Samander) farm. If the soldiers lose one girl that's caught, they could be reprimanded pretty severely. The soldiers are conscripted, so they're more worried about not getting into trouble and getting forced into extra years of service, or worst.

They're already going to Vice Squad for their actions, which of course nobody actually cares about whether women are in the stadium. The girls keep asking why they're not allowed in, and the soldiers keep trying to explain why they're not allowed to go, but most of the Soldier's don't care either. They're aware that there's already a bunch of women in the crowd. We see the First Girl (Simra Mobarak-Shahi) in the beginning, trying and failing badly at blending in, and that's contrasted with others on a bus of fans who you'd have to look really hard to notice that they're women at all. She also gets confronted at one point by an older man, Shxyxn (Mohamad Asarian) who's looking for his own daughter who's her best friend. He doesnt' even recognize her without her chador on at first, but is angry that his daughter's somewhere in the stadium and can't find her, even though there's probably nothing to worry about, although he's annoyed that she lied about going to school to see the game.

(Shrugs)

Panahi, even before he got banned and put under house arrest, made movies about restrictions, particularly the restrictions of women in the country. In some ways, I think I prefer "Offside" to some of his other films because of how simple and inevitable it is. It's one of those weird movie ideas that feels like it's been around forever, even the title is just so naturally dead-on-the-nose you'd swear it must've been used before, and yet, it's shockingly modern. They have held women's sports events at that stadium in recent years, but currently the rule's still in place if there's "unrelated men" in the stadium with them. Yeah, I don't get it, and clearly Iran doesn't like self-criticism and yet, once the game ends, this restrictive country with outdated rules and ideas about men and women, starts to just celebrate joyously. 

This films feels especially odd in a country like mine, where we're actually quite proud of our National Womens Soccer team, while at the same time they're fighting for equality, including equal pay with the perennially disappointment Mens' team, and yet, Soccer Girl is basically even more of a revolutionary when she talks about the fact that she plays in a local grassroots Womens league. Those do exist in Iran, btw, despite on a global stage the apparent lack of female athletes they seem to produce, but I can imagine that kind of talk alone shocking and annoying some over there.

It's actually kinda surreal to think about; in America, we celebrate our Women's team more then the Men, an extreme rarity in American team sports, while just the fact that women are playing at all, is like an achievement over there. It's not portrayed that way though, it's actually kinda subtlety brought up and nobody's particularly annoyed or frustrated by that revelation. The restrictions are just part of the daily life they have to traverse over there while otherwise, life goes on. It's a revolutionary grand protest in abstraction, but it's a legal annoyance in practice.   

At the end of the movie, they're boarded a bus to Vice Squad to be arraigned, and they're listening to Iran win on the radio, and the country suddenly turns into a riotous celebration. Only two people aren't outwardly celebrating, one of them is the Azerbaijani soldier, who just cares about getting back to his farm, and the other strangely is the First Girl we followed. She actually starts crying afterwards, and it's here where we learn that she wasn't a futbol fan. 

Her best friend was though. On March 25, 2005. the year before "Offside", a World Cup qualifying match between Iran and Japan at Azadi Stadium ended in tragedy after there was a horrific crush after the game when purportedly, people tried to exit the stadium through an unauthorized exit. In the melee and riots, six people were killed and over 40 were injured. Her friend was among the dead and she was going to the game in honor and memory of him.

Like I said, sports is so ubiquitous that even non-sports fan can get caught up in the accomplishments of, your team, when they do well. 

The movie ends with literal fireworks and the bus getting caught up by the celebration in the streets. "Offside" manages to get this, in a perfect matter-of-fact simple way, it criticizes the country and then its simultaneously celebrating the people of the nation. Those who live with the restrictions put upon them and yet still happy and proud of themselves. You rarely see anybody worried about themselves in the film, even the one Soldier Girl (Mahnaz Zabihi) who's in more trouble then the rest because she disguised herself as an officer to get into the game. She's somewhat worried, but even that fear fades.

I fear I'm making this movie feel somber and like a heavy-handed lesson on the heartships of places that aren't where we're at, but the movie much funnier and full of wit then I'm letting on. Even with every other conversation underlining how absurd the situation they're it, it's a punch of sports fans talking about sports while a game is going on. They share in the drama of the moment and the camraderie of the shared experience. You don't see too many movies about sports fan in general, and usually if you do, it's either about how unhealthy it is, or the fan learns that there's something more important then sports, and being in the film world I usually find most fans should belong in one of those, but this one, it's about everything good about being a fan. Appreciation the team, appreciation the country they and often you yourself represent, and appreciating each other.